Archive for January, 2008

Valet Attendant: “I took a sh*t in Lupe’s car”

| January 31, 2008 | 0 Comments
Did someone take a shit in my car?
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Another post “From the Depths of Fake” files, comes this gem from the iLLseed and Babel from the Rumors section over at Allhiphop.com. Apparently, some guy named Babel, who is a Valet Attendant (or a guy that parks cars if you want to be a dick about it) at some “downtown spot in T.Dot”, claims he didn’t like the $1 tip that Lupe left him, so he took a man-deuce in his backseat. Ouch!

As the story goes:

Ayo, allhiphop readers, whaddup, it’s your boy Babel from Canada! Let me hit chu up wit some knowledge that I heard that’s straight ridonkulous, doggie. I was up working Valet at the spot in the downtown T. Dot and guess who f***ing shows up in a weak ass rental drop?
That’s right, the rhyme-forgetter, Wasalu Jaco a.k.a. Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool. Son gets out of the whip on the passengers side (he’s rollin’ with two hommies and a dime piece like I aint never seene befor). Anyways he comes around the whip real celebritard like and he gets up in my grill, looks at my nametag and he’s all: “Ayo, Babel, you park this car real extra nice for me, don’t forget you represents Madison Ave”, so I say “Yo n***a, i parks every car wit the same amount of care. Don’t matter if you 50 Cents or Kriss Angel”… So the man takes out a dollar bill crumples it up, throws it on the ground and says “There’s yo tip my N*g”.
First of all I thought the boy was on sum Allah shit like not saying n***a and whatnot. Second, i ‘m like “Ayo! This is Canada mutha f***a, we aint got no one dollar bills here. Give me a fucking loonie at least”.
Bottom line is I took a shit in the back seat of the car while I parked it and I never saw the nigga again. But I heard he was sitting real close with one of the homies. The dime piece was apparently his sister.

Not sure if this story is true or not (I’m calling shenanigans, personally), but I do know one thing, this guy Babel could stand to do a stint in Grammar Prison (© Adam)

Bing!

Valet Attendant: “I took a sh*t in Lupe’s car”

| January 31, 2008 | 0 Comments
Did someone take a shit in my car?
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Another post “From the Depths of Fake” files, comes this gem from the iLLseed and Babel from the Rumors section over at Allhiphop.com. Apparently, some guy named Babel, who is a Valet Attendant (or a guy that parks cars if you want to be a dick about it) at some “downtown spot in T.Dot”, claims he didn’t like the $1 tip that Lupe left him, so he took a man-deuce in his backseat. Ouch!

As the story goes:

Ayo, allhiphop readers, whaddup, it’s your boy Babel from Canada! Let me hit chu up wit some knowledge that I heard that’s straight ridonkulous, doggie. I was up working Valet at the spot in the downtown T. Dot and guess who f***ing shows up in a weak ass rental drop?
That’s right, the rhyme-forgetter, Wasalu Jaco a.k.a. Lupe Fiasco’s The Cool. Son gets out of the whip on the passengers side (he’s rollin’ with two hommies and a dime piece like I aint never seene befor). Anyways he comes around the whip real celebritard like and he gets up in my grill, looks at my nametag and he’s all: “Ayo, Babel, you park this car real extra nice for me, don’t forget you represents Madison Ave”, so I say “Yo n***a, i parks every car wit the same amount of care. Don’t matter if you 50 Cents or Kriss Angel”… So the man takes out a dollar bill crumples it up, throws it on the ground and says “There’s yo tip my N*g”.
First of all I thought the boy was on sum Allah shit like not saying n***a and whatnot. Second, i ‘m like “Ayo! This is Canada mutha f***a, we aint got no one dollar bills here. Give me a fucking loonie at least”.
Bottom line is I took a shit in the back seat of the car while I parked it and I never saw the nigga again. But I heard he was sitting real close with one of the homies. The dime piece was apparently his sister.

Not sure if this story is true or not (I’m calling shenanigans, personally), but I do know one thing, this guy Babel could stand to do a stint in Grammar Prison (© Adam)

Bing!

Northern Cali’s The Pack Invades Chicago

| January 30, 2008 | 0 Comments

Last night The Bay Area’s The Pack stormed the Windy City, on one of the coldest nights in January. It seems like every time I venture out for a concert this winter, I have to face these horrendous weather conditions and last night was no exception – it was ugly out there. But despite the great Chicago winter (No Shala), a solid crowd still showed up to Schuba’s to watch these Oak-Town young’ins.


The doors opened at 7pm, so what does that mean? It means arrive at 8:30, right? Wrong. I walked in Schuba’s around 8:30 and The Pack was midway through their opening track, “Vans”. The Hell? Since when do Hip-Hop concerts begin on time? And more importantly, when does any concert, with the exception of a cheesy street festival or a middle school play, start at 8:30? Maybe it had to do with the fact that no one in The Pack is of legal drinking age, and Schubas’, is well, a bar.

Whatever.

So I missed opening sets from local DJ and producer Million $ Mano and some guy named Tyga. However, despite what little I knew about The Pack, I was pleasantly surprised – these guys are entertaining as hell!!! I know they’re doing small venues across the country, and if they come to your city, you should definitely stop by and check them out – trust me. Hysterical.

After the show, I was trying to hail a cab in the blizzard, and The Pack’s Stunnaman was out front enjoying a cigarette – Stunnaman claimed he’d never seen snow before, and was visibly enjoying the hell out of the monster flakes that were falling to the ground: “We don’t have this shit in Oakland, this shit is tight as hell”

Touche’ Stunnaman, Touche’

*And oh yeah, I finally got to see some real live people “going dumb” in the crowd. It was incredible. I need to start checking out more Hyphy events.

Video: Here’s The Pack performing their new-ish single, “In My Car”. They’re joined on stage by Vyle, Million $ Mano, and some random white dude (go!)

Northern Cali’s The Pack Invades Chicago

| January 30, 2008 | 0 Comments

Last night The Bay Area’s The Pack stormed the Windy City, on one of the coldest nights in January. It seems like every time I venture out for a concert this winter, I have to face these horrendous weather conditions and last night was no exception – it was ugly out there. But despite the great Chicago winter (No Shala), a solid crowd still showed up to Schuba’s to watch these Oak-Town young’ins.


The doors opened at 7pm, so what does that mean? It means arrive at 8:30, right? Wrong. I walked in Schuba’s around 8:30 and The Pack was midway through their opening track, “Vans”. The Hell? Since when do Hip-Hop concerts begin on time? And more importantly, when does any concert, with the exception of a cheesy street festival or a middle school play, start at 8:30? Maybe it had to do with the fact that no one in The Pack is of legal drinking age, and Schubas’, is well, a bar.

Whatever.

So I missed opening sets from local DJ and producer Million $ Mano and some guy named Tyga. However, despite what little I knew about The Pack, I was pleasantly surprised – these guys are entertaining as hell!!! I know they’re doing small venues across the country, and if they come to your city, you should definitely stop by and check them out – trust me. Hysterical.

After the show, I was trying to hail a cab in the blizzard, and The Pack’s Stunnaman was out front enjoying a cigarette – Stunnaman claimed he’d never seen snow before, and was visibly enjoying the hell out of the monster flakes that were falling to the ground: “We don’t have this shit in Oakland, this shit is tight as hell”

Touche’ Stunnaman, Touche’

*And oh yeah, I finally got to see some real live people “going dumb” in the crowd. It was incredible. I need to start checking out more Hyphy events.

Video: Here’s The Pack performing their new-ish single, “In My Car”. They’re joined on stage by Vyle, Million $ Mano, and some random white dude (go!)

Kanye West Presents: The Glow in the Dark Tour

| January 30, 2008 | 0 Comments

Coming soon to a galaxy near you….