I first took it to Twitter, now I’m taking it to FSD: Since the Olympic Committee arrived in town, has anyone else noticed that all of the homeless people who used to “reside” down town are now missing?
Where has Boss Daley shipped them? Where did they all go? Would the homeless people downtown really deter the Olympic Committee from giving Chicago the nod for the 2016 Olympics? Can I borrow a dollar?
Update: Here’s the official ‘Moments’ video the powers that be are pushing on the Olympic Committee in pursuit of our 2016 bid. It’s kinda ghey. Sorry. They should’ve let Jordan do the whole thing. Someone needs to remix this one in honor of our missing civilians.