5. Legalize drugs
With the exception of scopolamine and date rape drugs, under my leadership all recreational drugs will be legal. You wanna smoke crack? Gone head witcha crack head ass! Wanna shoot dope? Go head witcha dope fiend ass! My view is as long as you participate in your own death and not anyone else’s, you’re Gucci in my book. What better way to eliminate drug-related crimes then to decriminalize drugs? I know Wal-Mart would love this idea. They would corner the market with that four dollar a pack deal. And imagine if everyone could legally grow weed? Your grandma would be planting ak47 and OG Kush, right next to collard greens and cucumbers this summer.
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