1. Make the word ‘Bitch’ a male term
Simply because most of the bitches I know are dudes.
P.S. for more of my nonsense be sure to follow me on twitter: @FatandUglyaseva and be on the lookout for my new project U.G.L.Y [U Gotta Love Yaself] and Escape From Fat Camp: The LP. Until next time #Churchonthemove