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FSD Feature: UPS Is Hiring: Plan B For Rappers

Posted on August 8, 2012 by FSD Staff


Motivational Speaker

Have you ever tried to motivate people in your raps? That’s probably why nobody ever gave your righteous ass the time of day. But don’t fret, motivational speakers get paid cash money to motivate children and adults that need that extra push. All you have to do is buy a suit and some glasses that make you look intelligent –and get some clients. The beauty of it is you still get to talk shit for a living, you just won’t get any fame for it — unless you’re exceptionally talented.

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8 thoughts on “FSD Feature: UPS Is Hiring: Plan B For Rappers”

  1. Chavias says:
    August 8, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    UPS always hiring doe lol

    Reply
  2. eddieftw says:
    August 8, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I dont want one of these fucking rappers kicking struggle bars about their fake loud pack when my shorty is trying to nap in pre-k. Gas. Face.

    Reply
    1. Fatboi says:
      August 9, 2012 at 12:08 am

      hahahahahahaha that actually would not be cool.

      Reply
  3. c says:
    August 8, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    The foray into writing is a great thing. However, I hope that you will continue to hone this talent and watch the grammatical errors and run-on sentences. I’ve enjoyed reading you before and I want you to improve 🙂

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  4. Griffen Facemob says:
    August 8, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    #1 and #5 were actually viable options……

    if u wanna deal drugs tho – become a Pharmacy Tech and legally slang dope.

    Why do black folks never consider white hustles, like Insurance Salesman or Stock Brokers??

    Preacher? Its too many of these already anyway.

    Teacher is a great choice and some real shit, tho…..

    Reply
  5. jig dolla says:
    August 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    Dope article bro! lol

    Reply
  6. Sammus says:
    August 13, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Hah love it! .. There are actually a surprising amount of teachers/rappers (I used to be one) — teach by day, rap at night and then there are a few who are cool enough to do both at the same time all the time

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    1. Fatboi says:
      August 13, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      my bro mikkey halsted was rapping and teaching as well

      Reply

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